Item #1: ipad
Item #2: toilet on which suspect was placed
On August 11th at approximately 1400 hours the above listed suspect (Easton Emmanuel Eggehorn DOB 12/29/08) entered the bathroom quickly escorted by his mother. Suspect stated that he had been potty training recently and needed to get on the toilet in a hurried manner. The events follow as compiled by the witness and suspect statements. Rushing into the bathroom the mother placed an ipad at position #1 on the floor (ipad was playing a video called Yo Gabba Gabba at the time in order to occupy the suspect during this potty training session) The mother turned to place suspect upon the toilet and immediately turned to pick up ipad off of the floor (she realized that this may be bad placement for an ipad at this time). As she turned to pick it up she noticed that the suspect had already begun to urinate upon the ipad missing the toilet completely. Thanks to the Mother's Jedi knight reflexes the ipad was not harmed (the ipeed....ahem, ipad was later booked into evidence and sanitized thoroughly along with the floor). Suspect was charged with public indecency but the mother did not press any other charges.
Constantly in motion the future (and Urine) is. Your training in the Force is coming along nicely as you were able to forsee the danger before/as it was happening. In tune the Mother and Padawan are. Give the suspect a hug and inform him "Control, control, you must learn control!" <3 Scott
ReplyDeleteLOL Scott! My young Padawan has learned much since the 11th he has. Hug him for you I will!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I love your perspective! Isn't potty training the worst (while also being the best thing ever too)?! I can't wait until it's over and now I realize I'm going to have to do it again with a second one, oh great!
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